All-natural house cleaning through Satanic ritual III

“Like Hell” All-Purpose Cleaner and Deodorizer
½ cup baking soda
½ cup rock salt
2 cups warm water
1 or 2 drops of orange essential oil (optional)
chalice carved from basalt or white gold (the evil gold)
5 candles

  1. Place baking soda, rock salt, water and essential oil into the chalice. Cup hands over the chalice and sway back and forth while chanting, “In the name of Lucifer, Lord of Earth, and Leviathan, Lord of the Seas, and Mr Clean, Lord of Sparkle and Baldness, I bless this water in thy names!”
  2. Arrange the 5 candles to form a pentagram. Place your open palms over the flames and sway back and forth while chanting, “Satan, Lord of Fire, I call on to you to cleanse my home of impurities be they angels of ill-will or mildew.”
  3. Pour chalice solution over kitchen or bathroom counters, into dishwashers, refrigerators and bathtubs. Scrub with dark reverence and wipe with a damp sponge.

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