The 7 Wonders of My Sock Drawer

  1. Sausage dog made from plastic cocktail sausages
  2. 7.35 in convertible pesos smuggled out of Cuba
  3. Piece of fool’s silver (balled-up aluminum foil)
  4. Journal with entries for January 1 through 3, 1997, remainder blank
  5. Really old raisins or maybe rat droppings
  6. Bar of soap shaped like a toilet
  7. Three socks without holes (unmatching)